Article 68Z7A Doomsday Prepper Hoards Chili’s Gift Cards In Case He Needs Casual Dining After The Apocalypse

Doomsday Prepper Hoards Chili’s Gift Cards In Case He Needs Casual Dining After The Apocalypse

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TUCSON, AZ-Forgoing more traditional emergency supplies like canned goods, potable water, or a hand-crank radio, local doomsday prepper Craig Horvitz has been hoarding Chili's gift cards to ensure his casual dining needs are met after the apocalypse, sources confirmed Friday. When the shit hits the fan and...

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