Article 691GM Compassionate Pete Buttigieg Cuts Train’s Brake Lines So It Can Run Free

Compassionate Pete Buttigieg Cuts Train’s Brake Lines So It Can Run Free

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WASHINGTON-Fighting back tears as he mustered the courage to do what needed to be done, Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg reportedly cut a train's brake lines Monday so it could run free. Go, just get out of here! You've been trapped for too long, and you deserve to roam," a visibly distressed Buttigieg...

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