Article 691HH Marrying Woman Who Doesn’t Eat Her Pizza Crusts Best Decision Man Ever Made

Marrying Woman Who Doesn’t Eat Her Pizza Crusts Best Decision Man Ever Made

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HOUSTON-Expressing overwhelming gratitude for his partner, local man Tyler Dorfman told reporters Monday that marrying his wife Kelsey Dorfman, a woman who doesn't eat her pizza crusts, was the best decision he ever made. It's basically double the crusts, or kind of infinity crusts when you think about how much more...

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