Article 69301 U.S. Successfully Shoots Down Kid Jumping Too High On Trampoline

U.S. Successfully Shoots Down Kid Jumping Too High On Trampoline

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WASHINGTON-Following weeks of closer scrutiny into objects entering U.S. airspace, Pentagon officials announced Tuesday that they'd successfully shot down a kid jumping too high on a trampoline. The airborne object spotted about nine feet above a small midwestern town was successfully downed by an American F-22 with...

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