Article 694W8 Nation In State Of Emergency After Entire Population Goes Missing

Nation In State Of Emergency After Entire Population Goes Missing

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WASHINGTON-An AMBER Alert ringing out across the country to no one, the nation was placed in a state of emergency Thursday after the entire population went missing. After being unable to determine the whereabouts of all 330 million residents of the U.S., we have been forced to declare a state of emergency," read a...

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