Man Too Chickenshit To Blow Up Oil Refinery Guesses He’ll Try To Eat More Locally
DALLAS-Neither bold nor committed enough to enact true environmental change, local chickenshit Anthony Stanback decided Tuesday that instead of blowing up an oil refinery, he would try to eat more locally sourced food. I guess it wouldn't hurt to start hitting up the farmers market more often," said the 31-year-old...