Article 69R9H Fetus Panics After Ballooning Up To 500 Times Her Original Weight

Fetus Panics After Ballooning Up To 500 Times Her Original Weight

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NEW YORK-Saying the rapid gains had caused her to reflect on her dietary habits, local fetus Sarah Lehman reportedly panicked Monday after ballooning up to 500 times her original weight. I've gotta slow down with the placenta, man-some of these nutrients, I don't even chew them," said the concerned fetus, noting...

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