Article 69TN7 Starbucks CEO Clearly Just Coming To Company Headquarters To Use Bathroom

Starbucks CEO Clearly Just Coming To Company Headquarters To Use Bathroom

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SEATTLE-Calling his motivations beyond transparent," sources at Starbucks headquarters confirmed Wednesday that CEO Howard Schultz was clearly only coming into the building to use the bathroom. He clogged the toilet, stuffed some sugar packets into his pockets, and left," said 27-year-old Starbucks project manager...

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