Article 69WBW Financial Experts Recommend Investing In Businesses Government Will Bail Out Anytime They Fuck Up

Financial Experts Recommend Investing In Businesses Government Will Bail Out Anytime They Fuck Up

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NEW YORK-Calling it a desirable low-risk, high-yield option, financial experts reportedly recommended Thursday that Americans invest in businesses the government will bail out anytime they fuck up. We strongly encourage people to put their money in a secure corporation whose solvency the government will rush in to...

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