Article 69ZTZ Congress Rules Food Stamps Can Only Be Used On Rutabagas

Congress Rules Food Stamps Can Only Be Used On Rutabagas

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WASHINGTON-In an effort to prevent needless eating among those in poverty, Congress passed legislation Monday that makes it illegal to use food stamps on anything other than rutabagas. After much tense negotiation, we have settled on providing SNAP recipients with the ability to purchase rutabagas and rutabagas...

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