Article 6A12Y U.S. Announces Plans To Reclassify Everyone’s Race Based On Net Worth

U.S. Announces Plans To Reclassify Everyone’s Race Based On Net Worth

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WASHINGTON-Claiming the new system would make things simpler for everyone and avoid confusing mix-ups, Congress passed a joint resolution Tuesday that would reclassify every citizen's race according to their net worth. It is resolved by the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives that any American whose wealth...

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