Article 6AQ9K Nephew Of Pete Buttigieg Opens Another Birthday Card Filled With Gravel

Nephew Of Pete Buttigieg Opens Another Birthday Card Filled With Gravel

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ST, JOSEPH, MI-Sighing as he opened the bumpy envelope, local boy Finn Gleason, nephew of Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, reportedly received another birthday card from his uncle Thursday that was filled with gravel. Don't sprinkle it all in one place! Love, Uncle Pete,'" the 9-year-old read aloud, brushing...

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