Article 6AS5M Thousands Of Beef Ribs Fall From Sky Onto Empty Plates Of Texans Who Strapped On Bib, Prayed For Dinner

Thousands Of Beef Ribs Fall From Sky Onto Empty Plates Of Texans Who Strapped On Bib, Prayed For Dinner

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DIMMITT, TX-After a devastating explosion at an industrial dairy farm that reportedly killed at least 18,000 head of cattle, hungry Texans who had strapped on a bib and prayed for dinner Thursday cheered when thousands of beef ribs fell from the sky and landed directly on their empty plates. Hallelujah, the good Lord...

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