Article 6B89C Pedestrian Thankfully Just Dented

Pedestrian Thankfully Just Dented

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MINNEAPOLIS-Breathing a deep sigh of relief, local driver Rob Glasser was reportedly thankful Friday after confirming the pedestrian he had struck with his car was just dented. Well, thank God it's nothing serious," said Glasser, bending down to examine the small dent on the pedestrian's forehead, which he noted...

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