Article 6BD6A 89-Year-Old Man Leaves Behind Rich Legacy Of Processing, Excreting Nutrients

89-Year-Old Man Leaves Behind Rich Legacy Of Processing, Excreting Nutrients

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NORTH HAVEN, CT-With friends and family celebrating his storied life in the wake of his recent passing, sources confirmed this week that a local 89-year-old man left behind a rich history of processing and excreting nutrients. Throughout his life, he almost never missed an opportunity to place food into his mouth,...

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