Article 6BJ1E Lack Of Monkey Sidekick Only Thing Holding Man Back From Achieving Full Potential

Lack Of Monkey Sidekick Only Thing Holding Man Back From Achieving Full Potential

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PASCO, WA-Identifying a single impediment to his future success, local man Greg Dempsey told reporters Monday that the only thing holding him back from achieving his full potential was his lack of a monkey sidekick. There's a world of opportunities out there that I would be able to take advantage of if only I had a...

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