Article 6BNQ6 Green Giant Unveils New Lettuce That You Can Put Wig On And Pretend Is Your Wife

Green Giant Unveils New Lettuce That You Can Put Wig On And Pretend Is Your Wife

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MINNEAPOLIS-Boasting that its latest product would completely eradicate loneliness, Green Giant unveiled a new lettuce Thursday that customers could put a wig on and pretend was their wife. With Green Giant's new iceberg lettuce, you don't just have the makings of a delicious salad-you also have a companion, a lover,...

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