Article 6BS1W Aging Teenager Starting To Worry She Never Going To Find Her Prince Andrew

Aging Teenager Starting To Worry She Never Going To Find Her Prince Andrew

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SACRAMENTO, CA-Expressing concern that time was running out and she would soon be past her prime, local aging teenager Miranda Ganford told reporters Wednesday that she was beginning to worry she'd never find her Prince Andrew. Every little girl imagines that someday her Prince Andrew will come, and she'll be coerced...

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