Nation’s Dive Bar Couples Announce Plan To Sloppily Make Out After Screaming Match
by from on (#6BY20)
MOBILE, AL-Stumbling around and shouting to anyone who was willing to listen, the nation's visibly intoxicated dive bar couples held a press conference Monday to announce their plan to sloppily make out with each other after engaging in a screaming match. We are here today to fucking let all y'all fucking know that...