God Burns Mouth After Taking Big Swig Of Volcano
by from on (#6C04W)
THE HEAVENS-Following an incident in which the Lord fanned His tongue and yelled Ow, ow, ow!' after being a little too hasty to partake of the molten rock, heavenly sources reported Wednesday that God Almighty had burned His mouth upon taking a big swig of volcano. Obviously, if I'd had a small sip of it first, I...