Article 6C11M Lockheed Martin Boosts Earnings Outlook Citing Billions Of Innocent People Still Left To Kill

Lockheed Martin Boosts Earnings Outlook Citing Billions Of Innocent People Still Left To Kill

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BETHESDA, MD-Adjusting revenue expectations in light of resilient demand for massacring those who just want to live their lives, defense contractor Lockheed Martin boosted its earnings outlook in a conference call with investors Friday, citing billions of innocent people still left to kill. Given that the total...

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