Article 6C19H Embarrassed U.S. Excuses Itself From Asia Security Summit After Realizing America Not In Asia

Embarrassed U.S. Excuses Itself From Asia Security Summit After Realizing America Not In Asia

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SINGAPORE-Insisting that he didn't know how they had made such a simple mistake, an embarrassed U.S. Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin reportedly excused himself from the Shangri-La Dialogue Asian defense summit Friday after realizing America was not in Asia. Oh God, sorry about that, we're not even in the right...

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