Article 6C2DY Elizabeth Holmes Discovers Secret Of Theranos Technology Right As Prison Cell Door Closes

Elizabeth Holmes Discovers Secret Of Theranos Technology Right As Prison Cell Door Closes

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BRYAN, TX-Jumping up and down and shouting when the answer she'd spent years searching for finally came into focus, prison inmate Elizabeth Holmes reportedly discovered how to make the Theranos blood analyzer work last week at the exact moment the cell door closed on her for the first time. Oh my God, that's...

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