Man Who Went To Grocery Store Horny Leaves With Way Too Many Overripe Melons
GROVELAND, CA-Saying he knew he'd made a mistake the second he looked down at his shopping cart in the checkout line, local man Travis Fischer begrudgingly admitted to reporters Wednesday that he had purchased way too many overripe melons after going to the grocery store horny. What was I thinking? Sure, I'm aroused...