Article 6C3VV Jesus Returns For Second Coming Still Nailed To Cross

Jesus Returns For Second Coming Still Nailed To Cross

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JERUSALEM-Moaning aloud and appearing to bleed profusely as He descended from the heavens, Jesus Christ, the Redeemer of Mankind, was reportedly still nailed to the cross Thursday when He returned for the Second Coming. I always thought that when He came back He would float down from the sky on a cloud or something,...

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