Article 6C4N7 NYC Officials Announce Single Very Sad Man Has Adopted All 500,000 Feral Cats

NYC Officials Announce Single Very Sad Man Has Adopted All 500,000 Feral Cats

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NEW YORK-Thanking the pathetic individual for helping end a scourge to the city's streets, the City of New York announced Friday that Timothy Waller, a very sad man, had adopted all 500,000 of its feral cats. Mr. Waller has gone above and beyond in helping to stem the tide of stray felines by offering to put up...

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