God Still Little Pissed Off Every Time Human Takes Bite From Apple
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THE HEAVENS-Stressing the act amounted to spitting directly on His holy edicts, the Lord our God, Divine Creator and Ruler of the Universe, announced Monday that He was still a little pissed off every time a human takes a bite from an apple. Look, I know they probably don't mean it, but I never told humanity they...