Article 6C71S New Guided Mental Breakdown App Directs User To Throw Vase Through Window

New Guided Mental Breakdown App Directs User To Throw Vase Through Window

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SAN JOSE, CA-Marketed with the claim that in just 15 minutes a day the service can completely ruin a person's life, a new guided mental breakdown app directs users to throw a vase through the nearest window, sources reported Thursday. Manically exhale as you shatter your antique vase through your living room...

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