Article 6C7J9 Scientists: ‘Don’t Get Mad, But We Accidentally Found The Cure For Homosexuality’

Scientists: ‘Don’t Get Mad, But We Accidentally Found The Cure For Homosexuality’

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STANFORD, CA-Calling on the public to Please, just listen first," scientists at Stanford University sheepishly announced Thursday, Don't get mad, but we accidentally found the cure for homosexuality." Wait, hold on, everybody calm down-we're just the messengers here, okay?" said researcher Eduardo Soto, who wiped...

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