Article 6C9EW Man Could Really Go For An Unbridled Bacchanalia Of Earthly Delights Right About Now

Man Could Really Go For An Unbridled Bacchanalia Of Earthly Delights Right About Now

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CHARLESTON, SC-Claiming that the opportunity to give in to all his most base and depraved impulses would definitely hit the spot, local man Randall Guthrie told reporters Monday he could really go for an unbridled bacchanalia of earthly delights right about now. I don't know what it is, but I've been getting the most...

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