Article 6CDHW Necromancer Spends Day Off Restoring Classic Guy In Driveway

Necromancer Spends Day Off Restoring Classic Guy In Driveway

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SEATTLE-Blaring Camille Saint-Saens' Danse Macabre" from a battered old boombox, local necromancer Edgar Ravenswood reportedly spent his day off Friday restoring a classic guy in his driveway. He's in rough shape right now, but I hope to get him back in action by the end of the summer," said Ravenswood to a neighbor...

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