Article 6CG1G Study Finds Majority Of Americans Don’t Have Pocket Aces Necessary To Retire

Study Finds Majority Of Americans Don’t Have Pocket Aces Necessary To Retire

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WASHINGTON-Revealing that the jackpot was out of reach for most citizens, a study released Monday by the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics found that a majority of Americans don't have the pocket aces necessary to retire. The data we have collected indicates fewer than half have been dealt the hole cards they will need...

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