Article 6CPQX Nation Demands World’s Tallest Man Give World’s Shortest Man A Piggyback Ride

Nation Demands World’s Tallest Man Give World’s Shortest Man A Piggyback Ride

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WASHINGTON-Calling on the radically different-sized fellows to finally fulfill their destinies, the U.S. populace reportedly demanded Tuesday that the world's tallest man give the world's shortest man a piggyback ride. Let us be clear: the world's tallest man must hoist the world's shortest man onto his back and run...

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