Article 6CQGT Hospital Offers Free Healthcare To Anyone Who Beats 500-Milligram Morphine Challenge

Hospital Offers Free Healthcare To Anyone Who Beats 500-Milligram Morphine Challenge

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LOUISVILLE, KY-Providing patients with the exciting, lucrative opportunity, Norton Hospital announced Wednesday that it would offer free healthcare to anyone who beats their 500-Milligram Morphine Challenge. All you have to do is swallow the full bottle of opiates without dying, and all your medical bills will be...

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