Cocaine Found At White House

from The Onion on 2023-07-06 18:14 (#6CRT5)

The Secret Service confirmed that testing showed an unidentified white substance found in the White House during a routine search is cocaine, with the investigation into how it got there still ongoing. What do you think?

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