Article 6CVQ0 Chevron Promises Shareholders It Will Double Temperatures

Chevron Promises Shareholders It Will Double Temperatures

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SAN RAMON, CA-Asked on a quarterly earnings call about the oil company's long-term prospects, Chevron executives on Monday reportedly promised shareholders they would double temperatures. Over the next decade, we believe we can drive temperatures up by as much as 80 to 90 degrees," CEO Mike Wirth told dozens of...

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