Article 6CX8P Nation’s Toddlers Announce Plans To Crawl Under Doors Of Ross Fitting Rooms To Say Hi

Nation’s Toddlers Announce Plans To Crawl Under Doors Of Ross Fitting Rooms To Say Hi

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WASHINGTON-Giggling as they squirmed, sucked their thumbs, and fiddled with their pull-up diapers, the nation's toddlers held a press conference Wednesday to announce their plans to crawl under the fitting rooms doors at Ross Dress for Less and say hi. We're here today to inform you that we will escape our parents'...

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