Article 6CZN2 4-Second Jumbotron Appearance Longest Anyone Will Ever Pay Attention To Area Man In Entire Life

4-Second Jumbotron Appearance Longest Anyone Will Ever Pay Attention To Area Man In Entire Life

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NEW YORK-Local man Matt Waggoner reportedly achieved a major personal milestone late Friday afternoon after a four-second appearance on a stadium Jumbotron marked the longest period anyone will pay attention to him in his entire life. Sources confirmed that the brief recognition the 36-year-old sales associate...

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