Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Would Prefer Tiny Little President Who Tap-Dances On Podium
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WASHINGTON-According to a poll released Friday by the Pew Research Institute, the majority of voting-age Americans would prefer to cast their ballot for a tiny little president who wears a tiny little tuxedo and tap-dances atop a podium. In our nationwide survey, we found that 64% of U.S. voters would like a...