Article 6D7NF ‘Barbie’ Movie Tanks After Nation Finds Empty Cardboard Box To Play In Instead

‘Barbie’ Movie Tanks After Nation Finds Empty Cardboard Box To Play In Instead

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LOS ANGELES-Drawing disappointing box office returns after months of excitement and viral marketing, the new Barbie movie reportedly tanked Monday after the nation found an empty cardboard box to play in instead. This is more fun because it can be anything," said giggling local man Colton King, 34, speaking on behalf...

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