Article 6D9N3 Report: Plenty Of Time To Jump Onto Train Tracks To Grab Quarter

Report: Plenty Of Time To Jump Onto Train Tracks To Grab Quarter

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CHICAGO-As the situation continued to unfold Wednesday, experts confirmed there was still plenty of time for someone to jump onto the train tracks to grab an unclaimed quarter. Come on, the train light is barely visible yet," said a source on the scene, peering down the tunnel and urging local bystander Ted Granger...

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