Article 6DAQP Study Finds Massive Uptick In Births 9 Months After International Carrot Day

Study Finds Massive Uptick In Births 9 Months After International Carrot Day

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BERKELEY, CA-Calling the correlation between the holiday and human fertility quite shocking," a new study published Thursday found a massive uptick in births nine months after International Carrot Day. The data show that far more children than usual are conceived on or around Apr. 4, the day dedicated to this...

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