Article 6E4C7 Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla To Buy Beer For Underage Teens

Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla To Buy Beer For Underage Teens

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NEW YORK-Touting the breakthrough as a major step forward in primate research, scientists at Columbia University announced Thursday they had successfully taught a 7-year-old western lowland gorilla to buy beer for underage teens. Despite years of setbacks, we've finally trained a gorilla named Makuba to pick up a...

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