Article 6E83W Nerd Who Spent Summer Getting Into Shape Quickly Discovers Bully Worked Out Twice As Hard

Nerd Who Spent Summer Getting Into Shape Quickly Discovers Bully Worked Out Twice As Hard

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BELLINGHAM, WA-Admitting that his physical transformation didn't even come close to cutting it, local nerd Hayden Gardner told reporters Monday he had spent all summer getting into shape only to discover his bully had worked out twice as hard. Wow, I thought that I'd spent the last three months getting totally swole,...

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