Article 6EFRX Late-Returning Burning Man Attendee Forced To Drive Fantastical Wooden Ship Straight To Work

Late-Returning Burning Man Attendee Forced To Drive Fantastical Wooden Ship Straight To Work

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CUPERTINO, CA-Still sporting the fishnet tights,spiked metal collar, and brightly colored pasties he had worn to the festival, late-returning Burning Man attendee Greg Schaffer was forced Tuesday to drive his fantastical wooden ship straight to work. So sorry I'm late, my fellow burners and I got stuck on the...

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