Article 6EGRF Widower Encouraged To Get Back Out There And Accidentally Kill Another Family With Carbon Monoxide Poisoning

Widower Encouraged To Get Back Out There And Accidentally Kill Another Family With Carbon Monoxide Poisoning

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TULSA, OK-Observing that he had taken time to reflect and grieve, friends of local man John Tellez were encouraging the widower to get back out there and accidentally kill another family with carbon monoxide poisoning, sources confirmed Wednesday. It's time to take a chance on meeting someone new you can...

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