Article 6EYNA Study Finds Drinking Children’s Blood No More Effective Than Regular Blood At Achieving Eternal Life

Study Finds Drinking Children’s Blood No More Effective Than Regular Blood At Achieving Eternal Life

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BOSTON-Challenging the alleged benefits of the practice as touted in the press and by social media influencers, a study published Thursday in the Journal Of Hematology concluded that drinking children's blood is no more likely to lead to eternal life than drinking regular blood. When it comes to attaining...

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