Smorgasbord of conspiracy theories join forces at Sydney’s unofficial no rally – as it happened

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And now that I've introduced you to the wanking off the dolphin" story, I'm going to skedaddle. Jordyn Beazley is set to steer the mighty blog ship for the next little bit, enjoy!

Our reporter Ben Doherty has been following developments at the UN this week and here's the top of his story on Penny Wong's speech, which was delivered in New York this morning Australian time.

With its special responsibility as a permanent member of the security council, Russia mocks the UN every day it continues its illegal and immoral invasion of Ukraine.

The rest of the permanent members and all member states must be unyielding in our response to Russia's grave violation of Article II of our shared UN charter.