Article 6F4Y7 Whole Foods Closes 6 More Stores After Customer Tries Blueberry Without Paying For It

Whole Foods Closes 6 More Stores After Customer Tries Blueberry Without Paying For It

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AUSTIN, TX-Ascribing the decision to prioritizing the safety of the chain's employees and customers, grocery retailer Whole Foods announced Thursday that they would be closing 6 more stores across the country after a customer tried a blueberry without paying for it. If someone takes even one more blueberry, we'll be...

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