Article 6FDXY Delta Agent Calls For Dipshit Passengers To Mill About In Front Of Gate Before Their Turn To Board

Delta Agent Calls For Dipshit Passengers To Mill About In Front Of Gate Before Their Turn To Board

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CHICAGO-Speaking over the terminal's intercom in preparation for an evening flight to Boston, Delta Air Lines agent Sarah Epstein reportedly called Monday for all dipshit passengers to stand up and mill around in front of the gate before their turn to board. Anyone who is a fucking moron and can't understand simple...

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